Understanding Skanks
I think we need to talk about something. That’s right, I know you married ladies out there are permanently absorbed by the hater gaze 24/7. That’s right, I see it all the time. I am observant. I even get mistaken … Continue reading
Bon Voyage to Holiday Guests
I’ve got some holiday joy to spread. Er, bitching rather.. Like, totally enraged bitching. I know the holiday season brings out the best in folks, so it’s when ya get the worst that times get tough..tougher rather. Ya know, I’m … Continue reading
Holiday Grumbles
Oh, it’s December. Yay. That means the Holiday season is in full swing. The only thing I can say I love about joy of December vs other months is this, it’s the only time of year I can leave my … Continue reading
Things a straight guy will rairly say
The other week I had dinner with my friend Zack for his birthday. We ate sushi, drank sake, and gushed like girls across the table from each other.. Cracking up and having a lovely time. Zack told me a story … Continue reading
Morning Sickness
It’s my personal belief that the majority of morning sickness is very misunderstood. Most women get it between 4 and 6 weeks of being impregnated. Ya just wake up, barfing. Sounds fun, don’t it? It’s a common plague, bothering knocked … Continue reading
Happy Hallows Eve, Eve!
Shut up Already
This is one of those times when you must choose between yourself and someone you may possibly care about. This is the moment where you take a minute, and reflect. Think of the goldfish in your dirty tank. Ponder what … Continue reading
Top #10 Things a Man Will Always Find More Interesting than You
Here’s a list of things that men find more interesting than their girlfriends/sex partner/multiple sex partners/ potential sex partners/ wives/ Secretly gay best friend. In proper order: #1. Their cell phones. You will never know the answers to everything. Even … Continue reading
Before my birthday next year
I’m down to the single digits countdown to my 29th birthday, July 24th. This year it falls on a Tuesday, which is not the most exciting day of the week for a party. The other day while cruising the … Continue reading
